Threepeat
Threepeat
by Marie LeClare
This week’s story is by our resident erotic goddess, Marie LeClare
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by Marie LeClare
This week’s story is by our resident erotic goddess, Marie LeClare
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What’s New and Exciting in Iraq!
This week docweasel.com’s top reporter on the Hollywood gossip beat, Jeremy Taters, gives an up to the minute report on the state of the war in Iraq
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Heather was in a room full of women. Butches were all over the place, wide, narrow, tall, and short. Three butches for every femme, and of course the femmes loved it, and Heather told herself she ought to love it too, but she had real competition here.She had put on lipstick and a dress and heels and told herself what she needed was to be with someone tonight. Not just anyone, but someone who could make her feel good about herself again.
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Aeroplane blonde
One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a ‘black box’.
Badly packed kebab
A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia
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Hooray For Boobies! or not
How do you know summer’s officially here? Canadian Tire can’t keep up with the demand for fans and air conditioners. Hydro bills have gone up 30%. Smog alerts. UV index reports. Humidex. Well, I suppose all of the above could be signs that summer is officially upon us, but for me, you know summer’s here when you open the paper and there’s a letter to the editor about how some disgruntled mother was shocked and appauled by another woman walking through the park without a shirt, in front of her kids no less. Imagine!
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“We are still going to that venue since we’re on the tour and I think we are going to confront this motherfucker with his pathetic way of thinking and throw him from a mountain or something. He is a real idiot! First of all he thinks it’s a female on our cover but if it was meant to be a female she would have had tits! Second, we played in that venue last year with Macabre and Broken Hope and I don’t know if you can remember the cover for ‘Feasting on Blood’ but that one was surely as brutal as this one!”
Severe Torture/Interview