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Japanders

by docweasel Aug 3 2010

Japanders


Pander:n., & v.t. 1. go-between in clandestine amours, procurer; one who ministers to evil designs. 2 v.i. minister (to base passions or evil designs, or person having these)

Japander:n.,& v.t. 1. a western star who uses his or her fame to make large sums of money in a short time by advertising products in Japan that they would probably never use. ~er (see synecure, prostitute) 2. to make an ass of oneself in Japanese media.

This week we feature Japander.com.
The “mission” of Japander is to poke a little fun at famous people who advertise in Japan but don’t do it back home.

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Arnold shows his acting versatility in a multi-role ad


A mal-nourished, unshaven Arnold speaks Japanese to bizarre smiley face


Arnold plays an alcoholic in the grip of the D.T.s


Brooke in the grip of caffeine addiction


More strangeness from Arnold


More of the monkey-like antics Ben Stiller has become famous for- in commercial form!


Cashing in on the Lennon name and cheapening the legacy


Ringo further cheapens the legacy


Rod the Mod sells you a Legacy

Some pretty funny Simpsons ads- they translate well to Japanese, maybe the Korean artists make it more Oriental or something






Leonardo DiCaprio, to the rescue, punching a Little Leaguer, interacting with dogs and birds, but always in a WagonRR with Oriami Gold Card











Dubya calls a reporter an asshole, which seems redundant


Dan Ackroyd, old, fat and senile


Columbo, ace detective, investigating some Azn pussy


Madonna fights a dragon and drinks tea


Madonna fights a spectre and drinks tea


Elmo tickles you


Brad fucks with a Japanese blonde


More Pitt Charm


Yet more


Winona not stealing anything, as far as we can tell


Winona, still hopped up on caffeine


Julian Sands, looking bizarre as ever


Sly plays the cello with YoYo and eats ham


Jody sells her soul


Little man Michael J. Fox goes fishing
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