Foster Mother
Foster Mother
by Marie LeClare
Marie really wasn’t a lesbian, or at least she didn’t think she was. Oh sure, she had fooled around in college with some of the girls, but she had got married to the football hero and was the dutiful wife until he took off with some bimbo. So the only sexual outlet she allowed herself was masturbation.
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Human race will split into two different species : Morlocks and Eloi
via AOSHQ : Scientist: Mankind Will Evove Into Two Separate Species, Supermen And Goblins
The Daily Mail quotes a “scientist” predicting the fate of the human race. Apparently he’s going with the “Gods and Clods theory” that half will descend, physically, mentally, and aestheticallyl into a sub-species of troglodytes that exist only to serve the elite, beautiful people with all the brains and pert breasts.
Apartment Inspector
Apartment Inspector
by Marie LeClare
I had taken the job as an apartment inspector during my time off from college at UCLA, where I had to check the condition of apartments prior to the units being sold. Usually we would just knock or ring the buzzer of the apartment and if nobody was in we had the authority of entering the apartment. If somebody answered we would tell them what we had to inspect and the majority were very good about it, although we did have some who didn’t like the idea.
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When Reporters pretend to still have any ethics or journalistic standards left
Hoo-boy.
Ron Rosenbaum claims that the LAT is sitting on a potentially blockbuster sex story concerning one of the “top-tier” candidates in the ’08 Presidential and is sitting on it for, get this, “ethical reasons”.
Pretending that reporters still have ethics or journalistic standards is a real hoot Mr. Rosenbaum, we’ll all enjoy a hearty laugh about that, then let’s get down to business. Here’s the gist:
Atlanta Flight
Atlanta Flight
by Marie LeClare
Gosh I love computers. I had just got the new large screen Apple laptop and I was flying to Atlanta, Georgia.
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Weaselpoop Cuppacino
Decaf Poopacino by Dave Barry
Why WeaselShit is worth $359.50 a pound.
"WeaselHouse- Good to the last dingleberry."
It Gets Weirder
Turns out the Dave Barry column is true. This guy actually likes the taste of WeaselShit, knows what he is drinking and doesn’t mind paying more than the price of gold for it.
Decaf Poopacino
Dave Barry, Miami Herald, Nov 9. 1997
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