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Damn, what do you have to do to get an X rating?

by Tamphex Sep 3 2012

Our main site is pretty bawdy, but still doesn’t rate an X rating. It only gets NC-17, same as the blog, and the mainsite is WAAAAY dirtier.

Full of tits and ass, even though there’s no hardcore, there is some girl on girl and somewhere they may be penetration, even though its only tongue or toy.

And, we’d like to point out that docweasel.com is a NO-PICKLE zone- no man-ass-picnic across your monitor here. Only naked females, which is the good pr0n.

Apparently, none of that matters. You could have an entire site of gynecological studies and get a family-friendly G rating as long as you don’t mention zombies or suicide. I guess a suicide help site would be XXX.

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
* amateur nudes (283x)
* anal (52x)
* anime sex (7x)
* ass (85x)
* asshole (28x)
* asswipe (11x)
* BDSM (21x)
* bitch (22x)
* blow-job (12x)
* boobs (95x)
* breasteses (83x)
* butt worship (19x)
* chicks w/ dicks (11x)
* chubby chaser (5x)
* clean-shaven (19x)
* clit (21x)
* clit licker (5x)
* cocksucker (23x)
* cunt (14x)
* dildo (43x)
* double dildo (43x)
* dyke (136x)
* diesel dyke (6x)
* emo pussy (131x)
* face sitting lesbians(22x)
* fisting (41x)
* fuck (1481x)
* fucker (549x)
* fucking (261x)
* goth pussy (142x)
* hairpie (4x)
* labia stretching (13x)
* lesbian (349x)
* motherfucker (37x)
* motherfucking (219x)
* naked celebs (32x)
* nipples (102x)
* outdoor amateurs (19x)
* porn (34x)
* puffies (24x)
* pussy (312x)
* sex (223x)
* sexy (131x)
* shit(31x)
* shit packing(3x)
* slut (11x)
* strap on (11x)
* suicide (55x)
* tits (141x)
* tiny tits (101x)
* teen lesbians(140x)
* teen mature lesbians(114x)
* teen sluts(121x)
* teen virgins(113x)
* twat licking (44x)
* watersports (16x)
* zombie sex(2x)

Zombies will get you every time.

This is also probably related:
How Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard?
2,067,240

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