Osbourne’s Recap
This Week with “Osbournes”
Blast from the past! Originally published in 2002, here’s a reprint of a docweasel.com humor piece from back in time. Is the Osbournes even still on?
Hi Ozzbourne lovers! Here’s a recap of this week’s show in case you missed it! I didn’t actually see it, but I heard from my friend Alicandra whose brother talked on the phone to a guy who heard about the episode from this one girl. Here’s what happened this week:
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Far leftwingnutroots still batting .000
Last night the latest darling of the far left, Ciro Rodriguez lost the Democrat primary (which in TX-28 means the election) to Henry Cuellar.The Kos&Kids© and many other leftwingnuts shilled for contributions nationally to defeat Democrat Cueller and install Rodriguez (who had already lost to Cueller when their districts were merged and parts split off in the Delay redistricting) because of Cueller’s many sins against the extremists on the left.
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Why its important to contest every race
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Some commenters chided me for expecting the NRSC come up with candidates to contest every race, and suggested there isn’t enough money or viable candidates to do so.
Well the Democrats managed to do it in this House race, against an entrenched incumbent who probably had the seat locked up, and its lucky for them and bad for Republicans they did, thanks to a selfish, stupid and/or incompetent act by a Republican congressman from California:
In Defense of Paul Anka
This rant by Paul Anka is quite old, but it’s classic. Ace at Ace of Spades HQ has a lot of fun with it, because it does have some great lines and unintentionally hilarious metaphors (“When I move, I cut like a fucking hammer!”). But to those who think it makes Anka look like a diva or a pompous ass, I’d like to say a few words in his defense.
Sometimes blogs ARE just as vapid and useless as critics make them out to be
Digital imaging finds more nefarious hidden messages in Huckabee For President Ad. This alone should disqualify him from ever posing for a photo again.
OMG! Huckabee’s staff can’t even get its lies straight! They blatantly put a cross, that’s right a FUCKING CROSS, the symbol of Christianity, right there in the their ad, for everyone to see, even little kids, you can’t miss it, its right there in your face, blaring out like a turd in church, insulting everyone who see it, slapping our faces with Huckabee’s disgusting Christian beliefs, blatantly dragging religion into the election, slurring every atheist, Hindu, Muslim, Shintoist and any other religion whose symbol is NOT the cross.
I’m so outraged and foaming at the mouth that I had to look into this, and now the lying, dishonest, insane and criminal Huckabee campaign has come up with not one, but TWO lies, each contradicting the other about what it is. Oh sure, anything but a cross. One says a window, and the other, get this, says a BOOKCASE. Right. And the little girl picking daisies in the LBJ ad was really a monkey in a little girl costume.
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Trutherism Explained
Its become obvious that the reason behind the entire ‘truther’ movement is that 9/11 completely screwed the hard-left pacifists worldview:
1. there are no enemies to the hard-left’s left
2. there is no reason to ever go to war
3. there are no external enemies of America, only internal conservative enemies
4. white people are always the oppressors, never the victims
5. George W. Bush (and the Republicans) must never get credit for doing anything right, for doing anything for just motives, or for succeeding in any way, shape or form
Schadenfreude
Something I like to do that is mean but kind of gleefully fun when I find a new liberal moonbat website: go back in their archives to 11-01-04 and start reading posts, all the way through the early fake exit polls showing John Fukken Kerry winning handily on up to the concession. The slow meltdown as the blogger figures out Kerry is going to lose is priceless.
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