![Posted Revenge Posted Revenge](http://docweasel.com/img/blog/090206b.png)
![Posted Revenge Posted Revenge](http://docweasel.com/img/blog/090206b.png)
![Warning! The Naked Truth About Teens Exchanging Cell Phone Photos Warning! The Naked Truth About Teens Exchanging Cell Phone Photos](http://docweasel.com/img/blog/090304b.png)
Warning! The Naked Truth About Teens Exchanging Cell Phone Photos
The Naked Truth of a New Cell Phone Trend
Parental alert! Check your kids’ phones! Don’t be surprised with the shock of seeing your child naked online!!
Have you looked at your child’s cell phone lately? A growing number of teens are messaging naked photos of themselves to their friends. Not only could it ruin their reputation, but it could land them in legal trouble.
![Another so-called “conservative blog” aids the enemy: Little Green Assholes Another so-called “conservative blog” aids the enemy: Little Green Assholes](http://docweasel.com/img/blog/eve01.png)
Another so-called “conservative blog” aids the enemy: Little Green Assholes
Why Charles fucking Johnson has such a hard-on about Intelligent Design is beyond us. The guy is the infected pizzle of “turn-coat chic”; getting burned when you go too far pushing an anti-Islam trope, then over-correcting, trying to be loved by the left by bashing the right full-time: god knows they love high-lighting right on right violence. Except Chucky Johnson doesn’t support the right, he never has. He glamourizes himself, period, and every showboat post is meant to shovel a higher pile of shit on which he climbs to crow.
(more…)
![Village Voice gets a clue, quotes docweaselblog Village Voice gets a clue, quotes docweaselblog](http://docweasel.com/img/blog/090764b.png)
Village Voice gets a clue, quotes docweaselblog
NSFW docweaselblog shows the way
The Village Voice notes our advice for conservative blogs who really want to turn a profit to switch to pr0n and gambling ads instead of worthless BlogAds or the now defunct PJM ads Protein Milkshake has been whinging about.
![Pavlov’s dog, anthropomorphized Pavlov’s dog, anthropomorphized](http://docweasel.com/img/blog/082404.png)
Pavlov’s dog, anthropomorphized
It’s back to girls, girls, girls, teen-age girls, amateur girls, etc. for docweaselblog, and out Moms couldn’t be happier.
Why? Because there is nothing more lovely than the human body.
Everyone knows this. So why do people make a big deal about naked amateur teens? It is a political thing?
And why wouldn’t they? A young, completely legal and nubile amateur teen exposing her titties is a gift from God himself.
(more…)
![Attention whore Charles Johnson suffering under delustion people still give a shit what he thinks, does or says Attention whore Charles Johnson suffering under delustion people still give a shit what he thinks, does or says](http://docweasel.com/img/blog/cjmad.png)
Attention whore Charles Johnson suffering under delustion people still give a shit what he thinks, does or says
Good analysis of Johnson’s latest flounce out of the right’s door in a fit of pique on Right Wing News.
Read it all, it’s great. However.
Mr. Hawkins:
I think you’re correct on the continuing process, but not correct on the actual “big bang” of why he decided to start deeming people “fascists” in the first place (and all that came after).
(more…)
![Another vanity blog bites the dust: RIP Protein Wisdom Another vanity blog bites the dust: RIP Protein Wisdom](http://docweasel.com/img/blog/sexsells.png)
Another vanity blog bites the dust: RIP Protein Wisdom
docweasel.com, with 250k pageviews a day, supports itself with the only ads that actually pay the bills, in fact, the only 2 industries that actually make money on the net: gambling and adult ads.
The proprietor of PW begged for weeks for free money to keep the blog going (although why he couldn’t run a free wordpress blog, I guess just vanity?) but failed, I guess. Announced he’s closing down today.
More examples of so-called “conservative” blogs not walking the walk when they talk the talk about fiscal conservatism. Ironically, these are the same blogs pontificating about the bail-out and decrying the government subsidy of businesses who can’t legitimately survive in the workplace. They want to be subsidized for shit no one wants to pay for but which they wish to force on the public airways and internets.
![TeePee Jesus TeePee Jesus](http://docweasel.com/img/blog/tpjesus.png)
TeePee Jesus
Or TV Jesus, as it appears he has on a hoopskirt.
Someone sent me this with other inspirational pics in one of those stupid fwd: all mails, apparently unironicly.
Out front is the Native American version of the Virgin Mary, or Gestates with Hymen, as she is known in their culture.
We’re still working on it, tune in later for a better joke
![Only thing missing is the noose Only thing missing is the noose](http://docweasel.com/img/blog/noose.png)
Only thing missing is the noose
I like the line from the LA Times story about the Jokebama posters: “the only thing missing is the noose“
(more…)
![Two Sides to a Bow Two Sides to a Bow](http://docweasel.com/img/blog/bow01.png)
Two Sides to a Bow
American leaders don’t bow before foreign dignitaries. This is to emphasize the fact that although these leaders may be revered and adored as superior to a common citizen in their own country, in America, we recognize no such distinctions.
The President of the United States personifies and represents the entire country of 300 million people, our Constitution, our Republic and it’s Democratic ideals.
When he makes a state visit, he carries the weight of over 200 years of history, dedication to equality and liberty and the rule of law, not men, with his person. America, in his person, bows to no one.