The standard for “big tits” has risen exponentially with the advent of free and easy pr0n on the internet. No more scrounging for your Dad’s old Playboys hidden in the attic like the old days. Consequently, and teen-age boy knows giant boobs from merely large ones.
NBC News reports on some “record-breaking breasts” that any pr0nhound with Google Image Search (no safesearch) can debunk in five minutes:
Record-Breaking Breasts
One woman stopped at nothing to achieve her twin dreams: a 38KKK bust, and a world record.We were already fairly impressed last April, when we heard (via ABC) that one Sheyla Hershey traveled to Houston for a boob job. And not just any boob job: An enhancement bound for the record books. Because after eight surgeries and a full gallon of silicone, the petite model/actress was a staggering 34 FFF.
Still, Hershey wanted more! And she was determined to get it. When her boyfriend begged her to stop, she broke up with him (note to men: You have to support our dreams, no matter how deluded and life-threatening silly they might seem!).
But Hershey was forced to settle with her FFF mosquito bites because “the state of Texas has limits on the amount of silicone that can be injected into breast implants,” noted ABC. Reading this, we found ourselves impressed by Texas, because we didn’t think it was the kind of state to impose limits on such things, what with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders and the state priding itself on everything being bigger there and whatnot.
But, as Hershey discovered through diligent research, they have no such restraint in Brazil! And so now, after a ninth surgery, she’s the proud owner of both a 38KKK bust (according to Britain’s Daily Star) and the world record for largest breasts. We wonder if Guinness has a category for worst back pain.
Here’s some real record breakers, and others that are just better shaped and with a better head over them than this first trollface:
