London Shopgirl

by Marie LeClare

I went into a little shop, near the Kensington Palace Hotel, on my first trip to London. I really wanted to doll myself up for a night out in London, hopefully looking for the local talent of hot women, or birds as they’re called in that part of the world.

I noticed this beautiful sales clerk across from the bra and panties, in the lingerie section, who really took my breath away. My pussy began to sense a horny attraction and started to anticipate the inevitable.

Soon this sales assistant started to walk over in my direction and my heart began to pound what would I say or do? She introduced herself as Sarah with a sultry smile, and the cutest Irish accent outside of Boston. I told her I was interested in thongs so she led me to the correct section.

She commented on my figure, and I must admit I do work out religiously since I had been unceremoniously dumped by my ex girlfriend who said my ass was too big, and who turned out to be straight.

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Body Modifications

This week docweasel.com brings you some of the strange, sexy, disturbing and downright nauseating things people do to their bodies in the name of sexual fetishes. Its all here, from simple piercings and tattoos, to branding, to pumping, to mutilation, castration, amputation… you get the picture. Eunuchs, transexuals, sexual reconstruction, every bloody sight your sick and twisted little hearts can desire. These images will sear deeply into your psyche, haunt your dreams and burn themselves indelibly into the retina of your soul, and you may never have normal sexual thoughts and feelings again. Enjoy!
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The standard for “big tits” has risen exponentially with the advent of free and easy pr0n on the internet. No more scrounging for your Dad’s old Playboys hidden in the attic like the old days. Consequently, and teen-age boy knows giant boobs from merely large ones.

NBC News reports on some “record-breaking breasts” that any pr0nhound with Google Image Search (no safesearch) can debunk in five minutes:
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California Here I “Cum”

by Marie LeClare

Some of y’all know from reading my stories that I’m a professional model for the adult industry, but I also do some legitimate modeling, so it was that I was heading from one gig in New York State for the apple growers, then out to California for another gig but for an adult client.

One of the perks of being a known model is that I fly first class, but the flight was crowded even in first class. The ape sitting in the aisle seat next to me kept trying to look out the window, but I think he really was trying to cop a feel, which I resisted, and I was getting really pissed by the minute.

It was then that I heard a woman from across the aisle, who had a window seat, like myself, ask him, sarcastically, if he wanted to change seats with her because she had seen clouds before, and he literally jumped at the chance.
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