Monty Python’s And Now For Something Completely Different
Scene 5: Killer Baby
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(Animation follows an unpleasant-looking old man pushing a baby carriage or pram over the caption. Hepasses through a row of buildings and comes across an old lady.)
Old Lady: Oh, what a lovely little… WAAAGH!
(She is suddenly gobbled up by the unseen infant in the pram. Sounds of munching, horrible screaming.The old man hops happily for a bit. They move on. Another row of buildings, and another old lady.)
Second Old Lady: Oh, what a lovely little… WAAAGH!
(She is suddenly gobbled up by the unseen infant in the pram. Sounds of munching, horrible screaming.The old man hops happily for a bit. Finally a burp and they move on. A clearing, and yet another old lady.)
Third Old Lady: Oh, what a lovely little…
Whitehousish Voice from Above: Stop it! Stop right there! This is absolutely disgusting and I’m not goingto stand for it!
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(A female hand grabs the pram and turns it around to face the old man.)
There… KILL!
(The old man runs and the pram gives chase, making chomping sounds all the way and leaving the bewildered old lady behind. A truck then wheels by and hands the old lady a sign reading “Coming Soon! Extensive Civic Beautification Project.” The lady is replaced by a nude David with a leaf on his privates. A hand reaches out and tries to take the leaf. David slaps him. The hand reaches out and tries to take the leaf again. David slaps him again. The hand moves out a bit, out a bit more, in a bit and then lunges for the leaf. the hand and David fight for the leaf and the leaf is removed to show a literally blue-nosed censor.)