20 Oct 2012
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docweaselblog is the shiznit

October 20, 2012

docweaselblog is the shiznit

..you’ve got a kick-assitudinousness going that could give Ace of Spades HQ a run for their money. This is the kind of punk conservative insurgency that the GOP never saw coming, and yet….if you wanna talk Big Tent, well…here it is. That’s some damn fine college underground youth appeal in a bottle, which appeals to me even though I’ve been out of college since the ’80’s.
— lagomorph,

The Next Right…a magnificent rant! Unfortunately, too much of the blogosphere has ‘gone commercial’, with many of the more successful bloggers trying to imitate the tendencies of paid media. Too often, posts are written (or not written) out of concern for the fallout from a bigger (we hate the term “A-list”) blog which may cease linking them. That’s why (docweaselblog is) so refreshing in its candor and devil-may-care demeanor. It reminds us of a time when more of the blogosphere was this way.
— Mr. Snitch
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13 Oct 2012
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Saturday Afternoon at the Movies

October 13, 2012

This week docweasel.com presents the another great work of Lesbian Erotica from our resident Sapphic Siren, Marie LeClare

Saturday Afternoon

It was almost Easter, and being a good Catholic schoolgirl, I had helped out at the school Saturday morning, before being allowed to go to the movies. I was 14 and I had started to notice boys, but I also thought of women in a sexual way, so I didn’t want to wear my uniform to the movies but I had no choice.
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24 Sep 2012
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DVD Review: Wingspan

September 24, 2012

TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY REPOST!
Celebrating our 10th anniversary docweasel.com is posting some of our most popular articles from 10 years ago this month

Paul’s nothing but consistent in his PR spin: just like his revisions of Beatles history, what might have been a reasonably amusing and informative program becomes another installment in The Gospel According to St. Paul.

Ed note: docweasel has been accused of being overly worshipful of St. Paul (see his review of McCartney’s live Tampa concert) so in the interest of balance, here is another opinion of the pretty Beatle and his works. This is a vintage review from the pre-website, lovingly reproduced here and coated with glucose.

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12 Sep 2012
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Over-Endowed Toon Girls Sue Animators

September 12, 2012

REPOST FROM DOCWEASEL 2003 (One of our first features)

Morgana has suffered from back problems and leering surfers due to her unrealistically large cartoon breasts.

Miami, FL–A consortium of Toon Girlz, Hentai Chicks and XXXComiX Babes have filed a class action suit against their animators, seeking damages for a host of problems incurred due to the huge breasts they have been drawn with.
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03 Sep 2012
eros Permalink

Damn, what do you have to do to get an X rating?

September 3, 2012

Our main site is pretty bawdy, but still doesn’t rate an X rating. It only gets NC-17, same as the blog, and the mainsite is WAAAAY dirtier.

Full of tits and ass, even though there’s no hardcore, there is some girl on girl and somewhere they may be penetration, even though its only tongue or toy.

And, we’d like to point out that docweasel.com is a NO-PICKLE zone- no man-ass-picnic across your monitor here. Only naked females, which is the good pr0n.

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31 Aug 2012
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Sunny Day Real Estate/How It Feels To Be Something On

August 31, 2012

Buy it!
TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY REPOST!
Celebrating our 10th anniversary docweasel.com is posting some of our most popular articles from 10 years ago this month

This record is a dense, beautifully lush work of stunning depth and emotional anguish. I truly haven’t heard anything quite this beautiful since Ok Computer, and if you’ve heard that gem you’ll know that is quite a compliment.

SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE/How It Feels To Be Something On
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30 Aug 2012
live reviews, music Permalink

Custom Live Review

August 30, 2012

Custom

TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY REPOST!
Celebrating our 10th anniversary docweasel.com is posting some of our most popular articles from 10 years ago this month

They’re … very energetic and they live to have a good time on the stage, and it comes across when they’re playing songs like “Beat Me” or “Mess.” Also, they were around outside signing autographs and talking to people at great length about the show, the band’s history, and anything else they wanted to talk about.

Custom Live Show Review

Aug 01, 2002
Artists: CUSTOM w/ Driven
Location: Nocturnal Café inside the Abyss, Virginia Beach, VA
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20 Aug 2012
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Worth1000 Photoshop is the gold standard: Worth1000 Writing is the horseshit standard

August 20, 2012


worthless1000 text contests: rigged, amateurish, poorly vetted, bad quality — click to embiggen

Worth1000 has built a stellar reputation with its very challenging Photoshop contests and artists that rise to the challenge. Their stuff has been the fodder for countless internet hoaxes, its so real it fools experts.

However, they also dabble in “text” contests, which are writing contests. They might have been worth a C in a highschool creative writing class. If you are a serious writer, be warned, you’re wasting your time unless you want to put in a long time investment of sucking up and submitting stories for no other result than to get slapped down and put in your place.

New members are slapped down hard, with very low scores by special admins with high “karma”- this allows them to sandbag writers they don’t want to win and overrule the greater membership. If you have 200 karma (which all admins do) that means your 6 out of 10 vote counts 200 times. Its very hard to overcome a block of moderators voting en masse, since only a couple thousand votes are cast in text contests, which are much less popular than Photoshop contests.
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