If you want your kid to grow up to be president, choose a name carefully
The Queen of All Evil posts 10 names that will never get you elected president (she includes my personal fav pick, Mittens)
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One Soldier’s Life in Afghanistan
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DWF (docweaselforum) member and US soldier stationed in Afghanistan, who goes by the sn Necrotaur on the forum, has posted these great pics of his experiences in Afghanistan. He’s kindly given us permission to post them on docweaselblahg. Click the small photos for large version (in a new window). Some faces and insignia have been cropped out or blurred to protect the identities of the soldiers photographed. Here are a few of the photos, with his own descriptions. The following text and photos are property of Necrotaur. I can provide contact info for Nec to anyone who requests it, contingent on his approval.
One Soldier’s Year in Afghanistan
Rejected PopOnThePop.com logos
We do a lot of design work, and sometimes the client’s execrable taste causes them to reject some perfectly lovely designs. Poponthepop.com commissioned the teamdwf design team to devise some nifty logos, with the only instruction being use a pop bottle and some bubbles, and this is what we came up with, completely from scratch.
Leftist psycho Randi Rhodes mugs herself – Teddy Salad involvement suspected
Leftist loudmouth Randi Rhodes’ dog, or a right-wing deep cover infiltrator? We report, you decide.
Err Amerika loudmouth Randi Rhodes, who famously advocated assassinating President Bush, was first reported to have been mugged, and of course lefties immediately identified her attacker, just by dint of the fact that any leftist ever attacked must have been assaulted by a right wing wacko:
Britney Spears Temporarily Loses Custody of Her Vagina
Britney Spears’ downward spiral took another devastating turn Monday when the pop princess was ordered to give up custody of her vagina by a judge who had cited her drug-and-alcohol-fueled lifestyle and her hillbilly upbringing as the root causes for her “near total lack of propriety and decency regarding her pee-hole”.
Superior Court Judge Scott M. Gordon ruled that that ex-husband Kevin Federline would take Spears’ 26 year old catcher’s mitt, beginning Wednesday “until further order of the court.”
Angelina Jolie should shut her cute little pie-hole and just look pretty for the camera (preferably nude)
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Even though Angelina Jolie has attended countless soirees, charity balls, pageants, parties, fetes and other worthy events to the point where she will soon attain sainthood, she still has not saved the world. And its our fault.
Her selfless clothes-horsing and attending events in her honor have not helped her career, alas. According to the highly reputable OK Mag:
Word Brundishing: the art of running your mouth
Our modern-day internet flame wars had their root back in medieval time, when a Frenchman, defending his village, would hurl the Word of Despise, which is the Grand Double Spise, dripping with contempt and disdain, back at the barbarian chasing him, causing the horde-member to stop in his tracks, nonplussed and bewildered and momentarily disoriented at the sheer power of the Froggie’s verbal thrust, then go back to the Frenchman’s village and rape his wife and children before murdering them and pillaging the town, instead of first chasing the Frenchman into the woods and cutting off his privy parts, gouging out his eyes, disemboweling him and forcing him to eat his own entrails until he died of shock and pain. A small victory, perhaps, but still, a victory, of sorts.
Word-Brundishing, a neologism I have just coined, is a sort of portmanteau of brandishing, bandying and taking umbrage, using words. The French are so adept at it because they are so inept at actual combat. The Gauls, the mirror of the Brits, are renowned for their stupendous defeats instead of their great victories. Waterloo, Agincourt, the Maginot Line, all have entered the lexicon of metaphors for great idiotic blunders and defeats.
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Anwyn’s Lost Document
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Anwyn of Anwyn’s Notes in the Margin has lost something near and dear to her:
I May Scream
I’m behind on my editing. I’ve finished the red-pen work on the hard copy, but after that I have to do notes and bibliography electronically, in Word documents. I’ve been working feverishly on the notes, working in the morning and thus taking time away from my son (I usually work after he’s in bed, but I procrastinated), and I got it done today.
I’d been using Ctrl-S all along, saving every few pages. I hit Ctrl-S one last time and closed the document. Then I had a cold chill. The document was an attachment from my boss, and I realized I hadn’t saved it as a separate document but was making changes right there in the attachment. Well, no big, Ctrl-S Saves, right?
Blog Awards – because internet polls are so accurate and hard to game
This isn’t a sour grapes thing because we’ve never cared about appealing to the type of people who decide who gets in these award things anyway. Ours is a group blog where we all blog under one name, we are frequently belligerent with blogs on both sides, there is too much NSFW stuff, the entire format is too scattered and unfocused: serious stuff right next to questionable humor and fake news stories.
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Al Gore is a liar, Global Warming is a hoax
More of this needs to get out in the open. Kudos to Stossel for having the guts to speak truth to power. I am so fucking sick of Hollywood and LameStream Media types claiming to ‘speak truth to power’ by slamming President Bush and lying about Glowball Warmening and scaring the kids. Its criminal. Thank god for scientists like the ones in this piece that speak up.