Pussycats rebuttal
I must take severe exception with John Jerkovich’s review of Harry Nilsson’s “PussyCats” album (produced by John Lennon)
Its one of my personal favs, but it isn’t just sentimentality or nostalgia for my youth, when I first bought the LP by the supremely talented but lamentably under-appreciated and unknown Nilsson (although the god-awful girl-flicks of the late nineties by Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts et al seem to be reviving some great Nilsson tunes for their soundtracks!).
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Molesting Miki’s Mother
Miki’s Mother
by Marie LeClare
Miki didn’t really understand what the words meant when she first heard her Mother say, “Not yet!” as she and Miki’s father
made love.
It always seemed to be the same, as her father would then rush into the bathroom before dressing and leaving for work.
She couldn’t get the soft cries and moans that signalized unfulfilled love making out of her head and Miki wished she could do something to please her Mother. Miki always wanted to please.
So after her father left for work, Miki finally crawled out of bed and made her way to the bathroom. Since school was out she could sleep in like today, which was a real treat for a 15 year old girl.
As she walked back to her room she passed by the bedroom of her parents and with the door ajar she looked in and saw her Mother laying on the bed, the covers thrown off and her Mom having a sexual dream.
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Disciplining Step-Daughter
Marie LeClare :: Daughter and Me
Daughter and Me
by Marie LeClare
One evening, Sharon and I had been out dancing at a lesbian nightclub. Angela, my 16 year old daughter, had gone out with friends and was supposed to have been home at 11. When Sharon and I got home at 11:30, Angela still had not come home. Sharon came in and we made some coffee and were sitting on the sofa kissing when Angela finally came home about midnight. Well, I was furious at her for being out so late and to make matters worse, her make-up was all smeared and her clothes were rumpled.
I immediately began questioning her about where she had been and who she was with but she was evasive with me. I was standing before her asking her questions and she just stood there with her head down. “Who were you with,” I asked.
“Just friends,” she replied.
“Who” I demanded but she wouldn’t answer. “Answer me”, I commanded but she just looked at the floor.
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Caught with my Fingers in the Pie
Caught Masturbating
by Marie LeClare
I was caught masturbating. Before I go any further please let me explain.
To start with, I’m a lesbian and also a compulsive masturbator. Who has, while driving on the highway, pulled over and hiked up my skirt and fingered my hot wet pussy. I’ve even been out for dinner at an elegant restaurant and urgently had to visit the ladies room to finger my pussy.
So I was at the Royal Art Gallery in Toronto, Canada and felt the urge to play with my pussy. Finding a public toilet, I entered and thought that I had locked the door but apparently I hadn’t as I was caught.
Hiking up my skirt and rolling down my panties, it was too hot for hose, I felt my hot pussy and started to lightly rub. I like to start by rubbing my pussy with the palm of my hand, to get it nice and wet, before I finger and cuddle my clit with my fingers.
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Tia Anita and Me Casino Gold
Casino Gold
by Marie LeClare
I’m a 25 year old woman, and after graduating from Rice University, In Houston, Texas, in May I decided to treat myself to Memorial Day weekend in New Orleans at one of the casino’s.
As much as I had wanted to stay at Harrah’s New Orleans Casino, on Canal at the River they were booked, as were the rest of the luxury hotels, so I picked another motel out in Kenner by the airport.
Staying at Harrah’s you get consumed with the brilliance of New Orleans. It’s only steps away from the French Quarter, and of course Audubon’s Aquarium of the Americas.
As I was feeling lonely I went to the casino and started to play Blackjack, and met this nice woman Tia, about 27, who I assumed to be a body builder. She wasn’t like those professional body builders, but she had a really nice body.
As I was watching her play blackjack she bought me a drink and we chatted about how I had just graduated from Rice University, and what a wonderful hotel Harrah’s was, and what a great weekend was ahead with all the parades and fireworks.
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Brianna the Babysitter part 2
Brianna the Babysitter 2
by Marie LeClare
Adel and her husband had a very open relationship, which helped considering that she was a high-class prostitute and he owned an adult bookstore. They also had the sweetest 6 month old little girl, and had always had a babysitter. Even during the daytime.
So when Adel interviewed Brianna, an attractive 16 year old girl, who needed work during her Summer vacation, she didn’t think much about it when Brianna kept touching her hand. All Adel knew was that Brianna would be perfect for the baby.
Her first day had Brianna primping so she would look good for Adel. She really didn’t know the reason that she wanted to look at her best. All she knew was that she wanted Adel to notice her. So she took care to wear her very best mini skirt and her Rainbow tee, along with her very best pair of white cotton panties and bra.
When she arrived at the house she noticed only one car in the driveway and knocking on the door she heard a yell to come in because the door was open.
Approaching the living room Brianna yelled back that she was there and good morning, to which she heard Adel tell her to come into the bathroom so they could talk, as she was in the bath.
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Sunny’s Guide to Cunninglingus for Guys & Gals
TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY REPOST!
Celebrating our 10th anniversary docweasel.com is posting some of our most popular articles from 10 years ago this month
How to Be a Cunning Linguist…or Something…
Readers Ask: My girlfriend won’t cum when I give her oral sex, what am I doing wrong?
Well babycakes, you know how I said in my last article that blowjobs are like pizza, even if they’re bad, they’re still pretty good? Unfortunately the same thing does not apply to eating pussy.
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McCartney Music Express Magazine
Editor’s note: My little girl is taking piano lessons and recently received an Easy Piano Beatles Hits book, which strips the songs down to their most basic form. I was struck by how good the compositions are. Just more appreciation for the most celebrated composers pop music has ever known.
ABOUT THIS INTERVIEW: In their April/May 1982 issue, the Canadian music magazine Music Express featured an exclusive interview with Paul McCartney. Ray Bonici chatted with Paul about Denny Laine and the breakup of Wings, Elvis Costello, the Beatles, John Lennon’s death, and Paul’s forthcoming LP, Tug Of War. The album was released on April 26th.
Damn, what do you have to do to get an X rating?
Our main site is pretty bawdy, but still doesn’t rate an X rating. It only gets NC-17, same as the blog, and the mainsite is WAAAAY dirtier.
Full of tits and ass, even though there’s no hardcore, there is some girl on girl and somewhere they may be penetration, even though its only tongue or toy.
And, we’d like to point out that docweasel.com is a NO-PICKLE zone- no man-ass-picnic across your monitor here. Only naked females, which is the good pr0n.