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Audacity of Taupe

by docweasel May 20 2008


Touch it! Feel the rich, smooth, creamy texture of the silky mocha powder explosion. Taupe. The color of success.

Take a chance with a bold foundation statement!
Build on that foundation with pastel blue state eye shadows and fiery red state lip glosses!
Take command of your own destiny by controlling your own unique look.

The look of a male candidate, secure and masculine, but sensitive and pliant, like a woman candidate. If you can’t have a woman on the ticket, have the next best thing.

Barry O. The Audacity of Taupe. Inspired by a true story from AOSHQ and Ed Driscoll plus Roger Simon has Lipstick On His Collar and HotAir goes down Sexist Memory Lane

BarryO Taupe Foundation
An ultimate eye color for striking effect Combines lightness of powder with ease of cream Light weight texture yet brilliant in color Smoothly glides onto skin Delivers shimmering looks without creasing.

Barry0 Flaming Red Pig Lip Gloss
O’s “simply mahvelous” formula is made with natural extracts of Mango and Grape Seed, Rose Hips, and Apricot Kernal plus Attar of Arugula. This non-sticky gloss hydrates lips and restores their suppleness as antioxidants help preserve a healthy appearance. Also available in Bulldog Pink

Barry0 BlueState Pastel Eye Shadow
Rule #1: Not everyone can get away with it Blue looks best on men with fair to mocha skin & black or platinum haircolor and brown or gray eyes with a pro-choice platform but paying lip service to family values and religiosity!

So can you wear blue if you have a brunette 50’s hair style & red state anti-abortion views? This spring you can because it’s so trendy! Just refrain from perfectly matching the shadow to your eye color and your resistance to gay marriage with your support for gun rights. Why? Think about it: Would you display sapphires on a blue cloth? Would you salute the flag in San Francisco? According to makeup artist, Bobbi Brown, it’s best not to match your shadow to your eyes because all anyone will notice is the shadow. And Liberal pundits will notice if you are too jingoistic. Don’t wear red, white and blue accessories with this, for example.

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