Turns out Calvin Coolidge’s enemies dug up photos of Silent Cal donning an full ceremonial headdress in 19something, proving his intent to return large sections of the U.S. back to the Indians.
Coolidge’s empty promises, much like Bill Clinton’s to gays in the military, were easily discarded once he was safely elected. The Indians finally got their revenge by investing in casinos and it was blackjack scalping the paleface instead of the Blackfoot.
Barack Hussein Obama is not the first U.S. candidate caught kissing up to minority blocs by wearing their ethnic costumes, and political sleaze slingers have been spreading photos of candidates for many years.
The Karl Roves and James Carvilles of yesteryear leaked scandalous images of rivals in costumes intended to damage and embarrass them with the public.
James Buchanan and his BoyToiz
President John Buchanan was portrayed in his favorite costume as an Irish domestic servant by cartoonists of his day (the camera not yet having been invented, paparazzi in those days had to be quick with the pen and sketch a quick snapshot for the tabloids.
Buchanan’s penchant for cornholing young boys was not enough to keep him from getting elected, but it did anger the Anti-Pederasty League and damaged his reputation for only sodomizing adults and farm animals.
Since most of his constituency was farmers, they understood a man has needs and a well-shaped udder or a long-lashed farmhand was mighty tempting when there were no women-folk around, but they drew the line at Buchanan’s favorite dish, 5 and 6 year old boys. Therefore, Buchanan had drawings like this censured and the artists blinded and castrated. Blinded because it would keep them from drawing images depicting him in compromising circumstances, castrated just because he liked to collect dicks.
Nixon fills in for Presley
Its well known that President Nixon was an Elvis fan, but what is less well known is this image, depicting Nixon with an Elvis cape, side-burns, karate jump-suit and Big Ol’ Gold Belt Buckle, the ethnic costume of a traditional Hillbilly Millionaire.
Nixon would often fill in for an incapacitated Elvis at concerts, with no one the wiser until an intrepid investigative reporter snapped this shot.
Nixon, who had arranged the Kennedy assassination, had no qualms about having the reporter killed, his entire family garroted, the newspaper he worked for bombed and the city from which he hailed fire-bombed, he also killed everyone with the same first name and birthdate as the reporter, just for good measure.
Besides, Nixon just enjoyed having people killed. Its one of the many perks of the job. No one until Hillary Clinton ordered as many people killed as Nixon.
The Memphis Mafia knew when it was Nixon because of the president’s passion for red-headed beaver, and his voracious sexual appetite, sometimes fucking as many as 60 women in one night, and ejaculating into every one. Many of the paternity suits settled by Elvis were actually Nixon’s progeny, but The King was too embarrassed to reveal the fact that Nixon out-fucked him, and in truth was proud to add Nixon’s conquests to his legacy.
It was Nixon, not Presley, who banged Ann-Margaret until her snatch was raw, not Elvis, as the legend has it. Ann couldn’t dance for a week, and Nixon had to take the “back-door” route for several days after because her qualms about her sore quim. This was fine with Ann, who had no trouble attaining orgasm during either anal or vaginal sex, and in fact preferred to take it up the ass because it allowed her to watch herself being fucked in Elvis’ full-length mirror.
Nixon preferred it because of Ann’s Big Ol’ Ass padding. Due to Elvis’ impotence from drug use, Nixon not only filled in during concerts, but it was Milhouse in the house who banged all the beauties rumored to have shared bodily fluids with Elvis.
Tricky Dick was all up in Connie Stevens, Peggy Lipton, Cybill Shepherd and Lori Williams while wearing an Elvis wig and sideburns, and an Elvis mirkin to hide his normally shaved pubis and balls. Getting screwed by Dick Nixon was especially memorable because of his 12 1/2″ cock, which was rumored to be as big around as a beer can. Little wonder Ann-Margaret walked funny for a few weeks after sitting down on that and bouncing for a couple hours!
Its also a well-known fact Nixon, not Presley, knocked up Priscilla and is the biological father of Lisa Marie, whom he also deflowered at 16 (anally at 17) and Nixon later fathered her two children, Danielle Riley, born May 29, 1989 and Benjamin Storm, born October 21, 1992. He also deflowered Danielle in ’94, a week before he died.
“I wanted to unite all three generations,” he is reported to have said, and the breeding was witnessed and blessed by all the Presley‘s, with a photo of Elvis above the bed.
Their birthdays only one day apart, January 8th and 9th, two sympatico soulmates, Elvis and Dick.