If Boxer and Reid are defeated, I’d be happier than if the GOP wins both houses of Congress. If we hit the trifecta, and that disgusting, thieving, ignorant and hateful piece of shit Barney Frank is unseated, our joy here at docweaselblog will be anarchic.
We’ll burn down the cornfield.
You know, with so many celebs, particularly politicians, and especially actors and rock stars who seem to think we need to know their proclivities, coming out as gay, I think they should follow up with telling us, are they a top or a bottom, or versatile. I think it would give us a real look into their character and it’s relevant if being gay is relevant, which they seem to think it is.
I mean, does Frank take it up the bum, or does he pitch? How about Rupert Everett?
Lady Gaga says she’s bi- does she perform cunninglingus, analingus, both? Strap-on? Piss play?
Let’s get it all out there. It’s really easy to say “Ok, I’m gay” but we need more information. Clay Aikens is out and proud as gay, but how proud is he of taking it whimpering like a good little slut while his bf twists his nipples?
It reminds me of the Larry Sanders episode where Phil the Writer says to Hank’s gay assistant (played by RL Gay Scott Thompson of Kids in the Hall) “if you get X for me, I’ll blow you. I will LITERALLY blow you.”
Thompson:”Oh, you’ll get down on your knees and put my penis in your mouth?”
Phil: “Well, when you put it like that, it kind of takes the shine off it.”
Which is the thing, gays are trying to help “norm” by making it seem somewhat enlightened and cool to be bi or gay, but when you get down to the mechanics of the fact that George Michael rims some guy’s sweaty, hairy butthole, it just seems a little less cool is all.
The only reason I care is that gays’ political agenda conflicts with mine on other matters, and I oppose gay marriage and other gay agenda items on the grounds that gays are invariably offensive and hurt their own cause when they are pushing the gay agenda (see their reaction to Prop, so this takes a good deal of their political steam, leaving them less able to push Obamacare and bash America, as other libs do, and this is a good thing.
Anything to weaken the opposition. Frankly, I’ve never heard a valid argument against gay marriage. Mine is that it alienates gay liberals with the rest of the electorate, rendering them less able to push other lib causes.
Same with abortion, for me personally, although I think it’s a terrible thing in and of itself. It’s low on my agenda, issue-wise, but it takes up a lot of lib resources, and it damages them with the electorate, so I root for the pro-lifers. Same deal with the anti-gayers.
That’s just me. Plus, I’m so fucking tired of having to read that infected crotch who goes by the name “lady gaga” and her smug lecturing. They accuse anyone who doesn’t think society should change every social and military convention to accommodate gays of being a bigot, so I feel free to slam the twisted perversions in which they indulge which warp their sense of values (not that gaga and her ilk have any) and sick political posturings.
Vagina repulses people like Barney Frank. Hopefully, such a sick, twisted bigot will be rightfully kicked out of Congress in November.