Category: eros

I’m not saying cigs can’t be sexy, held in the right hands. Obviously, an attractive chick smoking right away signals: this girl has an oral habit that must be fed. This is not a bad thing to be disdained or dismissed in any way. On the contrary, it should be cherished. At least in young, attractive girls. Older chicks who smoke tend to get stretch marks around their lips. Its absolutely true, and really disgusting.

But in everyday life, cigs are usually held by some asinine fuckhead who gets his cancer stink all over your clothes and hair, ruins the taste of food and is just generally obnoxious.

Brianna the Babysitter 1

by Marie LeClare

Starting this new job, selling cosmetics door to door, meant everything to me, and I had rehearsed my little speech many times. Hi, I’m Brianna with Koscot cosmetics and we’re canvassing the community. So I was prepared when I started up the walk to the front door of white stucco townhouse, my first prospect.

What I wasn’t prepared for was what I found inside.

As I knocked on the door, it opened slightly, as if it had been closed hurriedly and not locked.

Knocking again, and entering, I yelled out “hello”, over the sound of what appeared to be a lesbian porno video playing on the television set. Turning the corner to the living room I spotted her. There she was sprawled out on the couch, eyes closed, completely naked with the dildo plunging in and out of her beautiful pussy, allowing soft moans to escape her mouth.

Meeting Marly at the Mall Again

by Marie LeClare

Thinking to herself Marly is startled.

There she is again. That beautiful woman from last week. Ever since I saw her last Saturday in the shop, I haven’t stopped thinking about her.

She was touching herself behind a rack of clothes when I first saw her, and after what she had done to me in the alterations room was so neat, I had the greatest climax of my life. It was the most incredible experience and I didn’t even know her name, or if I would ever see her again.

There she is again. She is looking straight at me, just like the way she did last week. She’s asking me if there is someone who can do some alterations for her. She seems so calm, without the guilty look she had last week when I caught her doing something she shouldn’t.

As she follows me I lead her to the alterations room and unlock the door. Entering like the week before and as I lock us in, she turns me around and I feel her lips on mine. Giving me the softest, gentlest kiss that makes my lips melt. No boy has ever kissed me like this, it makes me feel so warm and neat inside.

She runs her hands down the sides of my blouse and makes my skin tingle. What is she doing now? Oh, the buttons. As she starts to undo the buttons, I hold her hand and stop her going further.

Bookstore

by Marie LeClare

I totally love bookstores. I can get lost among the shelves of books and magazines for hours, and usually leave with armload full of reading material. So when the new bookstore opened at the mall I was in seventh heaven, and made that my favorite place to shop.

It was huge. I had never seen so many books and magazines from all over the world, under one roof. They had little pods with tables and chairs where you could sit, if you wanted to, and read. They even had an adults only section stuck way in the back. I didn’t actually head that way when I entered the store, but I managed to find myself there before I was finished shopping.

The elderly gentleman who ran the place, looked like Santa Claus, and was always friendly and pleasant with a happy welcome greeting. He was usually sitting at the front checkout counter, sometimes hidden by a stack of books.

Dancing With the Devil

by Marie LeClare

I first heard the words, she is ‘Dancing with the Devil’, from one of the old men sitting on the bench outside of the wine store just off the Indian reservation.

Drinking their wine from their bottles of wine hidden by the brown paper bags, and referring to the attractive lady walking by the store. I didn’t know the meaning but since I knew the lady I had a feeling it meant that she was like me, part Ojibwa Indian and part French. A half breed.

Running home I asked my Mom what the men had meant by saying that lady was ‘Dancing with the Devil’, and although she didn’t tell me what it meant, she grilled me where I had heard that saying and then told me they were nasty old men and I should stay away from that area, and to never use that phrase because it was nasty.

So it was back to life in general doing my school studies and passing from grade to grade, although I did excel at sports, swimming in particular, and since I had grown up to be busty like my Mom I had to slap the boys away who wanted to touch me.

It wasn’t until I had turned 14 that I came to realize that I was different from other girls. I had no interest in dating boys, although I had been asked out many times, I just told them that my Mom wouldn’t let me go. It was a lie but it kept them away.

Britney Spears Crotch Shots

This is a repost of an old page that got lost down the memory hole, so chronologically its fucked and out of date, but for Google’s sake here are Britney Spears’ crotch and cooter shots, as well as bare ass and other nude shots for your slathering jag-off enjoyment (if anyone does masturbate to these, get help). I’m hoping you are just here for the curiosity factor of “what the fuck did K-fed do to Britany’s pussy over those married years and how has it held up?”. If so, scrutinize the wonder that is Britney Spears pussy

This week’s feature babe: Britney Spears crotch shots

Latest America superstar slutqueen joins the skanksquad and bares her cootch for all to see and enjoy (and probably smell, if you within 15′ or so).

This week docweasel.com presents the another great work of Lesbian Erotica from our resident Sapphic Siren, Marie LeClare

Saturday Afternoon

It was almost Easter, and being a good Catholic schoolgirl, I had helped out at the school Saturday morning, before being allowed to go to the movies. I was 14 and I had started to notice boys, but I also thought of women in a sexual way, so I didn’t want to wear my uniform to the movies but I had no choice.

Our main site is pretty bawdy, but still doesn’t rate an X rating. It only gets NC-17, same as the blog, and the mainsite is WAAAAY dirtier.

Full of tits and ass, even though there’s no hardcore, there is some girl on girl and somewhere they may be penetration, even though its only tongue or toy.

And, we’d like to point out that docweasel.com is a NO-PICKLE zone- no man-ass-picnic across your monitor here. Only naked females, which is the good pr0n.

Natalie Reid :: Paris Hilton nude look a like

This week’s feature babe: Natalie Reid, Paris Hilton naked look-a-like. This has been a nude celeb month, but only because we gleaned them from all the year long and moved them here, they originally were posted when whose-her-name’s pussy was all over the ‘net because her phone got hacked or her ex posted her nude. But they are all unchronologically set in Dec 2008 now. We’ll look back nostalgically someday.

Anyway, this week:

Florida Beach Bikini Girls Are the Best! #2

Florida Beach Bunnies are undeniably the hottest in the world

Florida amateur beach bunnies are the loveliest you’ll find anywhere in the world.Check out the photos below if you don’t believe it.You can click on any thumb to get a better look.

A Surprise at the Beach part 2

by drinkitbitch

After all that hot pussy love, we made our way out of the changing rooms and found a sunny spot close to the water. There were so many people already there; it was hard to find a spot.

I could feel the warmth between my legs again seeing all those gorgeous tanned bodies.I especially love to see the girls with the thick legs with a big fat ass!