docweasel.com
still an outlaw in their eyes

site menu

docweasel.com
blog
comics
games
monty python
contact

mplob 23 Pilate’s Addwess

  1. monty python
  2. mp movies
  3. mp life of brian
  4. mplob 23 Pilate’s Addwess

Monty Python’s Life of Brian


Scene 23: Pilate’s Addwess

[trumpets]

CROWD: [cheering]

PILATE: People of Jewusalem!

CROWD: [chuckling]

PILATE: Wome is your fwiend.

CROWD: [laughing]

PILATE: To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons.

CROWD: [laughing]

GUARD #3: [chuckling]

PILATE: Whom would you have me welease?

BOB HOSKINS: Welease Woger!

CROWD: Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing]

PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!

CROWD: [cheering]

CENTURION: Sir, uh, we don’t have a ‘Woger’, sir.

PILATE: What?

CENTURION: Uh, we don’t have anyone of that name, sir.

PILATE: Ah. We have no ‘Woger’!

CROWD: Ohhhhh!

BOB: Well, what about Wodewick, then?

CROWD: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!

PILATE: Centuwion, why do they titter so?

CENTURION: Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.

PILATE: Are they… wagging me?

CENTURION: Oh, no, sir!

GUARD #3: [chuckling]

PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease… Wodewick!

CROWD: [laughing]

CENTURION: Sir, we don’t have a ‘Roderick’ either.

PILATE: No ‘Woger’? No ‘Wodewick’?

CENTURION: Sorry, sir.

PILATE: Who is this ‘Wod’–

GUARD #1: [chuckle]

PILATE: Who is the ‘Wodewick’ to whom you wefer?

BOB: He’s a wobber!

CROWD: [laughing]

MAN: And a wapist!

CROWD: [laughing]

WOMAN: And a pickpocket!

CROWD: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!…

PILATE: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.

CENTURION: We haven’t got him, sir. Mm hm.

PILATE: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?

CENTURION: Oh, yes, sir. We’ve got, uh, ‘Samson’, sir.

PILATE: Samson?

CENTURION: Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. Uh, Silus the Syrian Assassin. Uh, several seditious scribes from Caesarea. Uhhh, sixty-seven seers from–

BIGGUS: Let me thpeak to them, Pontiuth!

CENTURION: Oh, no. Oh.

PILATE: Ah. Good idea, Biggus.

BIGGUS: Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler, Thilus…

CROWD: [laughing]

BIGGUS: …the Athyrian Athathin, theveral theditiouth thcribth from Thaetharea, and…

< PREVIOUSNEXT >

site

docweasel.com
blog
comics
sitemap
contact

categories

art
articles
docweasel
gaming
media

games

games
doom & doom][
stronghold
gaming

monty python

monty python
mpfc albums
mp movies
mpfc tv series
2023 docweasel.com. contact us with comments, complaints or suggestions email docweasel.com | join the discussion or bitch and rant at will at DWF forum

mp life of brian

mp life of brian
mplob opening credits
mplob scenes
mplob cast
mplob end credits
mplob media
mp life of brian album

mp movies

mpfc movies
mp anfscd
mp holy grail
mp life of brian
mp meaning life
mp live hollywood
mpfc soundtracks

category

blog
art
photos
articles
eros
fiction
humor
opinion
politics
dw website
gaming
movies
movie interviews
movie mini-reviews
movie reviews
movie news
music
chords & tabs
live reviews
metal
music news
music reviews
music video
teevee