Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
Scene 25 : Lumberjack
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 1 episode 9 sketch 5
the movie And Now For Something Completely Different
and Worst of Monty Python
the live albums Live at Drury Lane and Live at City Center
and the compilations Monty Python’s Instant Record Collection US and Monty Python Sings and Final Rip-off
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Lumberjack Eric Idle
Best Girl Carol Cleveland
Mountie 1 Graham Chapman
Mountie 2 John Cleese
Mountie 3 Terry Jones
Mountie 4 Michael Palin
Mountie 5 Terry Gilliam
Piano Playing Mountie Neil Innes
Lumberjack I never wanted to be in such a shambledy sketch. I always wanted to be…a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to
tree…as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The larch…the redwood…the mighty sequioa…with my best
girl by my side! The giant deadwood, the spruce…the little Californian root tree! We’d sing, sing, sing!
Lumberjack
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
Mounties
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea.
Lumberjack
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
Mounties
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women’s clothing, and hang around in bars.
Mounties
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women’s clothing, and hangs around in bars?
Lumberjack
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK, I sleep all night and I work all day .
Mounties
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear papa.
Mounties
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra?
Mountie 2 What kind of god damn fairy cunny fairy faggot…
Mounties
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK!