Birds fly; douchebags twitter
Females are so under-represented in blogworld that I embrace each and every one of my fellow blog-sisters, but the following blogstress is an especially good one, for the most part.
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So-Called Record Breaking Titties Ain’t All That
The standard for “big tits” has risen exponentially with the advent of free and easy pr0n on the internet. No more scrounging for your Dad’s old Playboys hidden in the attic like the old days. Consequently, and teen-age boy knows giant boobs from merely large ones.
NBC News reports on some “record-breaking breasts” that any pr0nhound with Google Image Search (no safesearch) can debunk in five minutes:
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California Dreaming
California Here I “Cum”
by Marie LeClare
Some of y’all know from reading my stories that I’m a professional model for the adult industry, but I also do some legitimate modeling, so it was that I was heading from one gig in New York State for the apple growers, then out to California for another gig but for an adult client.
One of the perks of being a known model is that I fly first class, but the flight was crowded even in first class. The ape sitting in the aisle seat next to me kept trying to look out the window, but I think he really was trying to cop a feel, which I resisted, and I was getting really pissed by the minute.
It was then that I heard a woman from across the aisle, who had a window seat, like myself, ask him, sarcastically, if he wanted to change seats with her because she had seen clouds before, and he literally jumped at the chance.
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Obama has set race relations back decades
When we first encountered Obama, we thought he might indeed be the transitional figure he claimed to be, a bi-racial man who eschewed the race-baiting of Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. Then we all heard about Rev. Wright. We discovered, that although we might not harbor any ill will toward black people, many of them hated us with a deep and disturbing hatred. And they hated us just for being white.
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Getting Ok With Your Body
In recognition of Women’s History Month, here are some tips and story ideas from the University of Missouri-Columbia that focus on issues pertaining to women.
‘Girl Power’ empowers young women with self-esteem Program addresses body image concerns
Jessica Eastwood (Jessiekitty) dwblog
College girls are being empowered with knowledge, acceptance and freedom of individual body types with the help of 33 female NIU students. The group of students are working together through “Dyke Power,” a volunteer program that aims to address eating habits and body image concerns. Ricki Bulldyke heads the program, which recently put on a 45-minute multimedia presentation for girls.
Call Me Mommy
Call Me Mommy
by Marie LeClare
As I entered the adult store, my mind took me back to a few days prior when I had bought my first jelly vibrator.
I couldn’t take my mind off the mature lady that worked there. She had seen me looking at where they had the lesbian spanking videos, and had made some suggestive remarks to me that she should spank me for being underage and being in an adult store.
It’s true that I wasn’t old enough to be in the store but I had fake identification that said I was 18, so here I was back again, almost at closing time. Wondering if my appearance would interest her. Wearing a long skirt, blouse and flats, I took care in wearing my best underwear and a little makeup.
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Moving Blues
Moving Blues
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Moving Blues
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Moving blows. Spend a week boxing shit up just to throw it all in the back of the pick-up and move it across the fucking street. On the bright side at least when you move into an apartment you’re guaranteed running water and electricity, but as far as a phone and cable goes I hope you enjoy sitting around diddling yourself, god knows I DID for the last 3 damn days. Thank god for endlessly throwing away money on DVDs.