Human race will split into two different species : Morlocks and Eloi
via AOSHQ : Scientist: Mankind Will Evove Into Two Separate Species, Supermen And Goblins
The Daily Mail quotes a “scientist” predicting the fate of the human race. Apparently he’s going with the “Gods and Clods theory” that half will descend, physically, mentally, and aestheticallyl into a sub-species of troglodytes that exist only to serve the elite, beautiful people with all the brains and pert breasts.
When Reporters pretend to still have any ethics or journalistic standards left
Hoo-boy.
Ron Rosenbaum claims that the LAT is sitting on a potentially blockbuster sex story concerning one of the “top-tier” candidates in the ’08 Presidential and is sitting on it for, get this, “ethical reasons”.
Pretending that reporters still have ethics or journalistic standards is a real hoot Mr. Rosenbaum, we’ll all enjoy a hearty laugh about that, then let’s get down to business. Here’s the gist:
Weaselpoop Cuppacino
Decaf Poopacino by Dave Barry
Why WeaselShit is worth $359.50 a pound.
"WeaselHouse- Good to the last dingleberry."
It Gets Weirder
Turns out the Dave Barry column is true. This guy actually likes the taste of WeaselShit, knows what he is drinking and doesn’t mind paying more than the price of gold for it.
Decaf Poopacino
Dave Barry, Miami Herald, Nov 9. 1997
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Mall-evolent
Mall-evolent
This week docweasel.com presents the another great essay on modern culture from our resident sophistocate, drinkitbitch
Mall Observations
by drinkitbitch
photos by Minimaul
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Suicide Ain’t Always Painless
So You’re Thinking of Offing Yourself
This week docweasel.com tries to help those in pain deal with the question of taking your own life. Find more help on DWF
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CPU Killer
CPU Killer
This week docweasel.com brings you some useful applications for hacking, cracking, etc. Some are borderline illegal if used incorrectly or improperly. docweasel.com assumes no responsibility for misuse of these apps.
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Chick with Something Extra
One day last fall, I woke up with a … with this … with a … well, it was, it was all covered with hair and um, it was, oh, it was big and, ah, it was a … you know, it was a … what it was was a … it was like a, well … it was a penis. A real one. It scared me to death.
Debbie Gibson Naked Photos
Debbie Gibson Naked Photos
docweasel.com Celebrity Babes Interview/ debbie gibson
This week, we present the Debbie Gibson nude photos. We talked to Debbie on the set of her Playboy Photospread about her new career as a naked model:
dw: Hi Debbie.
Debbie Gibson: How did you get in here?
dw: Nice tits!
Debbie Gibson: Security?!
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Hot or Not Candidates
Hot or Not Candidates
Contrary to the common wisdom of the MainStreamMedia©, the Democrat party, P.Diddy, Michael Moore & John Kerry, the youth vote did not turn out in this election, even after much stroking, free underwear, and Paris Hilton threatening them to “Vote or Die” (presumably by some STD?).
With the advent of Universal Internet Voting upon us, we here at docweasel.com have come up with a format that will guarantee more youth participation in the 2008 election by using an interface that is familiar and popular with the kids today.
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