Category: humor

Scientists from the Alpha Centauri planetary system have finished an analysis of widely scattered debris after the implosion of planet A09 D435 D098G LK-897890, known to the erstwhile inhabitants as “Earth” in the language of the most cultured and intelligent of the native species.

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Age of Hooper provides this very scary evidence showing the loony left let slip the dogs of peace.

If you clicked here following the “tits” tag, then I apologize in advance, before the image loads completely.

The wo/man in the center is particularly scary, with a beard and 2 foot long breasts that threaten to trip innocent passersby.

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There’s a big discussion going on over at Ace of Spades because verbose, boring and dimwitted sockpuppet farmer Glenn Sockpuppet Greenwald has written some post, which I won’t link to or read, about the fact that the right talking up machismo means they are calling all lefties faggots, but in fact, its the RIGHT who are the faggots.

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I looked up Gorefest on Dogpile and this came up, I guess its his logo or the CD of the concert.

This Fourth of July long weekend, doc’s cousin and good bud Jim is filling in.

I assume this is another one of those concerts about starving people in Africa right? I mean, how many concerts we going to have before they are all either all fed or starved to death, one.

I seriously don’t mean that to be mean but who wants to see that on TV every couple years? One concert should be the limit for every charity, then give someone else a try to make some bucks.

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Having been a denizen of web forums since the old Usenet days, I know what an self-righteous smug little prick some small-dicked nobody can be when handed a little authority for having the supreme advantage of having signed up before you did. Nowhere on the net is this as evident as on the supposed “reference” site, Wikipedia, which presumes to be the be all and end all of knowledge on the internet today.

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Congrats John Cole of Balloon Juice, you’re a giant steaming bag of douche!

Moveon didn’t “question” Gen. Petraeus, they called him a traitor, accused him of lying and basically said he committed treason for partisan gain.

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Dan Riehl’s latest post got us thinking, with the first caucus coming up soon, we’d better make a decision on who is best suited for president. Our readers are probably anxiously awaiting our answer, and so here it is just in time. No, its not Ron Paul.
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Reading a drudge link to this story about Sarah Silverman and a skit where she fucks god, or the day after and she’s blowing him off or something. Really, don’t see what the big friggin’ deal is, its a black actor and he’s supposed to be god, so people are offended I guess at the idea, but its pretty silly.

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Sen. Rob. “Dave Seville” Byrd & the Congressmunks sing “The Confirmation Song”(25mg)

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My favorite blogger and sekrit krush Agent Bedhead has the scoop on Jack Skellington clone NicolefukkenRichieRich.

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