Series 2, Episode 21: Silly Doctor
DOCTOR Michael Palin
WATSON Graham Chapman
(Cut to the two waiting. On the sound of a referee’s whistle they start acting.)
Doctor: Next please. Name?
Watson: Er, Watson.
Doctor: (writing it down) Mr. Watson.
Watson: Ah, no, Doctor.
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Doctor.
Watson: No, not Mr. Doctor.
Doctor: Oh, Doctor Doctor.
Watson: No, Doctor Watson.
Doctor: Oh, Doctor Watson Doctor.
Watson: Oh, just call me darling.
Doctor: Hello, Mr. Darling.
Watson: No, Doctor.
Doctor: Hello Doctor Darling.
(Sound of whistle; instant cut to: Caption on screen: ‘THAT SKETCH HAS BEEN ABANDONED’)