Monty Python Live at Drury Lane
Monty Python Live at Drury Lane (1974)
Recorded in the splendour of one of the world’s greatest theatres, The Theatre Royal in Drury Lane.
Recorded on the L.M.S. Mobile.
Mixed & edited at Sunrise Music.
Neil Innes appears courtesy of United Artists Records.
Thanks to John and Tony Smith Entertainments for allowing the show to be recorded.
Made & Printed by Bruin B.V., Zaandam-Holland
Marketed by B & C Records, 37 Soho SQ, London W.1. ℗ 1974
Copyright Control except “Idiot Song” United Artists Music
Manufactured and Distributed by B&C Records Ltd.
Monty Python Live at Drury Lane is a live album released by Monty Python in 1974. It was recorded on the final night of their four-week run at the Drury Lane Theatre in London earlier that year and edited onto disc with new studio linking material by Eric Idle and Michael Palin. The majority of the sketches are from Flying Circus and vary slightly from their television counterparts, although “Cocktail Bar” was written for the third series but not used. The team also revived sketches from At Last The 1948 Show, including “Secret Service”, “Wrestling” and “Four Yorkshiremen” – the latter on its way to being adopted as a Python standard. Neil Innes provided the musical interludes, while Eric Idle’s then wife Lyn Ashley replaced regular Python actress Carol Cleveland in supporting roles.
As with its predecessor, the second side of the original UK vinyl release had a cryptic message by George Peckham etched onto the runout groove, which read “THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF PORKY TRISHY MELLY YEAH”. This message was missing from the second pressings, the label of which added the musical titles used on the album (notably for the many songs referenced in “Election Special”). To promote the album’s release, a double-sided 33rpm Flexi disc was issued free with the 25 May 1974 edition of New Musical Express entitled Monty Python’s Tiny Black Round Thing which contained an extended version of “Election Special” and “Lumberjack Song” with new linking material from Michael Palin.
The album was the group’s most successful to date, reaching No. 19 in the UK Albums Chart. The album was released in Canada in 1975 (distributed by GRT of Canada Ltd. 9211-4) but was not issued in the US until 1994, when it was included in the box set The Instant Monty Python CD Collection. Until then, the only live Python album released in the US had been Monty Python Live at City Center, released in 1976.
The album’s cover was designed by Terry Gilliam’s assistant Katy Hepburn (misspelled as “Hebbern” on the back cover). Three decades later, it made a surprise appearance in Gilliam’s 2005 film Tideland, where it can be seen at the front of a box of LPs. The performance featured Eric Idle muttering “Breakaway!” during the “Nudge, Nudge” sketch (Idle was advertising the Breakaway chocolate bar at this time), which resulted in an unexpectedly strong laugh from the audience. This moment was removed from subsequent compilations.
Although originally released in stereo, the 2006 special edition CD has the whole album mixed into mono. This is the only one of the 2006 reissues to contain no new material, with the exception of an interview placed at the end of the disc.
SIDE ONE
- 01 Introduction :51 Intro
- 02 Llamas 1:45 llamas
- 03 Gumby Flower Arranging 1:06 Gumby
- 04 Link :20 Link
- 05 Secret Service 4:51 Secret
- 06 Wrestling 2:04 Wrestling
- 07 Communist Quiz 3:32 Communist
- 08 Idiot Song 2:59 Idiot
- 09 Albatross 1:18 Albatross
- 10 Colonel :19 Colonel
- 11 Nudge Nudge 2:49 Nudge
- 12 Cocktail Bar 4:47 Cocktail
- 13 Travel Agent 5:03 Travel
SIDE TWO
- 14 Spot the Brain Cell 3:24 Spot
- 15 Bruces 2:05 Bruces
- 16 Argument 2:55 Argument
- 17 Four Yorkshiremen 3:15 4 Yorkshiremen
- 18 Election Special 6:47 Election
- 19 Lumberjack Song 2:36 Lumberjack
- 20 Theme Song 1:01 Theme
- 21 Parrot Sketch 5:44 Parrot
- 22 Theme Song 2 1:34 Theme2
CREDITS
Design [Sleeve Design] – Katy Hebbern
Mastered by – MELLY*, Porky (5)
Mixed and Edited by – Andre Jacquemin*, Dave Howman*
Performered and Written-by – Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Photography by – Barry Wentzell*
Recorded by – Alan Bailey
Recorded at – Theatre Royal, Drury Lane
Recorded with – Ronnie Lane’s Mobile Studio
Mixed and Edited at – Sunrise Music (2)
SIDE ONE
01 Introduction :51 Intro
Announcer Eric Idle
Announcer Hello, and welcome to London’s Theatre Royal, Drury Lane. Here tonight, before an uninvited audience and in the gracious presence of Her Dummy Royal Highness, we’ll be seeing jokes, many of which are appearing for the very last time before retiring. Amongst the glittering audience here tonight I can see, uhm…oh…what’s his name, uhh, the…the fellow with the glasses on the telly. And next to him is, um…oh, uh, the lady with the big knockers in the jam commercial. Oh, and now Her Dummy Royal Highness has given the traditional royal sign to the audience and the performance is about to begin. The lights fade. The audience is hushed and another great chapter is about to be written in the history of Drury Lane.
02 Llamas 1:45 llamas
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 1 episode 9 sketch 1
03 Gumby Flower Arranging 1:06 Gumby
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 2 episode 12 sketch 8
04 Link :20 Link
Announcer Terry Jones
(music
Announcer And so, the show had begun. For these seven young boys and a girl it was their chance of a lifetime, a dream come true. The spotlight was on them, fame stood on tiptoe in the wings. The audience WAAAGGH
05 Secret Service 4:51 Secret
Interviewer John Cleese
Mr Leyton Eric Idle
Miss Jackson Graham Chapman
Interviewer John Cleese Ah Mr… Mr Leyton do come in. Please sit down and make yourself at home. Good, so you are interested in joining the secret service are you?
Mr Leyton Yes I am.
Interviewer Splendid splendid, now in this branch we need alert, intelligent, active young men with good nerves. You have good nerves don’t you?
Mr Leyton Yes, I think so.
Interviewer Good absolutely essential in the kind of work we do (sound of phone ringing) hello, ah yes Miss Jackson would you bring in Mr Leyton’s file please, thank you. Sorry to keep you waiting, I’ll just be one moment now. Ah there you are Miss Jackson thank you so much. Wait a moment, you’re not Miss Jackson. Oh yes you are, good disguise Miss Jackson. Um one thing before you go what did you do with the big file that was on my desk here yesterday the one marked ‘top secret’ about all the nuclear nonsense
Miss Jackson Ah yes, I gave it to that foreign-looking gentleman who called in yesterday sir.
Interviewer (in a very loud voice) Do you play cricket? You’re fired! (yells) You’re fired! (in normal voice) Do you play cricket?
Mr Leyton No, no, no I play tennis actually.
Interviewer Tennis really, I use to play cricket. I remember on one occasion I was bowling to an ex county player actually, I gave him a half volley just outside the off stump, he put his left foot down the wicket, he hit the ball back at me like a bullet didn’t have chance to move, ball hit me straight between the eyes. I gave him a half volley just outside the off stump, he put his left foot down the wicket, he hit the ball back at me like a bullet didn’t have chance to move, ball hit… I’m so sorry um, where was I?
Mr Leyton Bowling.
Interviewer Bowling, that’s right next ball I gave him a shorter faster one, he went on the back foot, he hit the ball back at me like a bullet didn’t have chance to move, couldn’t protect myself the ball over my head down to the sidescreen fielder ran round picked the ball up, threw it in I was watching the wicket keeper the ball landed right on the bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, last ball of the over I gave him a slower one, threw it right up in the air he came all the way down, he took the ball on the full toss, hit the ball back at me like a bullet didn’t have chance to move, couldn’t protect myself, ball hit me straight, smack, plumb between the eyes, course I was getting used to it by then. Now ah, where were we, where were we? Now languages, what languages do you speak? French?
Mr Leyton Oui.
Interviewer Good. Aaaahhh German? Sprechen sie deutsche?
Mr Leyton Javoul mein herr
(continues in unintelligible German)
Interviewer You’re not German are you?
Mr Leyton No.
Interviewer Good, fine, top hole, top hole. Now do you think you could take pain? You could stand up to physical torture?
Mr Leyton Oh yes I hope so.
Interviewer Good, good, cause I had five years in a Jap camp you know. Or was in Malaya? No no Japanese that was it. Got over it though, thank god hey, I should say so. (sound of banging) And now Mr Leyton tell me why do you want to join the secret, why do you want to join the secret, why do you want to join the secret, why do you want to join the secret why, why do you want to, why do you to, why do you want to
(keeps speaking in a very silly voice and then screams)
Why do you want to join the secret service?
Mr Leyton Well I, I…
Interviewer Why do you want to join the Secret Service?
Mr Leyton Ah I thought it would be…
Interviewer Why do you want to join the Secret Service?
Mr Leyton Well…
Interviewer Can you keep a secret?
Mr Leyton Yes.
Interviewer Good, well you’re in then, well done, well done. Now, one small thing I noticed back here, where are we? Ah yes, your middle name Olbalinskavichski, not Russian are you?
Mr Leyton Yes.
Interviewer You are Russian?
Mr Leyton Yes.
Interviewer Well that’s no good we don’t want Russkies in the secret service, it wouldn’t be secret, out you go then. Smith and Wesson .42 new revolving cotter-pin holster-fire, you know that when they bought that gun out (sound of a gunshot) in 1967 I think it was. One of the problems (pause) Miss Jackson would you make that just one coffee please? Thank you!!
06 Wrestling 2:04 Wrestling
Announcer Michael Palin
Ringside Announcer John Cleese
Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris Graham Chapman
Announcer Hello, good evening and welcome to the Ronald Reagan Memorial Bowl, here in the pretty little L.A. suburb of Hollywood. Well, we’re about to go in all for wrestling, brought to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, by the makers of Scum, the world’s first ever combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing. And the makers of Titan, the novelty nuclear missile! You never know when it’ll go off! Surprise your friends, amuse your enemies, start the party with a bang! Introducing, ladies and gentlemen, tonight, all the way from a mudwrestling tour of the OPEC countries…in the red corner: Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris!…and, ladies and gentlemen, in the blue corner…all the way from a mudwrestling tour of the OPEC countries…Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris!
Ringside Announcer Well, now, ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time that Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris has met himself. A few formalities now, any moment now, we’ll be ready for the start of Round One. There goes the bell! Colin moves to the middle of the ring there, he’s looking for an opening, going for the handhold…
Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris Augh!
Ringside Announcer He’s got it! Into the headsqueeze…
Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris Augh!
Ringside Announcer A headsqueeze there…
Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris Augh!
Ringside Announcer A favorite…
Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris Augh!
Ringside Announcer …a favorite move of Colin’s —-…
Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris Augh!
Ringside Announcer …flying there…
Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris Augh!
Ringside Announcer …and already Colin is…
Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris Augh!
Ringside Announcer …working on that weak left knee of his!
Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris Augh!
Ringside Announcer A half nelson…a half nelson and a Philadelphia Half-lotus and Colin bit himself on purpose there, and he has been given a public warning by the referee, and Colin did not like that one little bit!
Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris Augh!
Ringside Announcer Double overhead nostril…
Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris Augh!
Ringside Announcer …backkick and into the, ah, Boston crayfish, no, it’s a crawlfish, or is it a longestine, no, it’s a longestine! A lovely move there! He’s caught himself by surprise and this is the first fall to Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris! Swell! A lovely move there! And Colin must be pretty pleased with himself having put himself up with that one! A strawberry whip, a vanilla whip, a chocolate whip…there it is, Colin’s most famous hold: the one-leg-over-shoulder-Gerry Ford and Colin’s in real trouble! He’s just made it to the rope…just a little lucky there…
Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris Augh!
Ringside Announcer …and there it is, a double Edie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does…but he’s looking pretty groggy…and I think he’s caught himself there with two forearm smashes, and that is it!! Colin ‘Bomber’ Harris has knocked himself out and so he is the winner and he goes on next week to meet himself in the final!
07 Communist Quiz 3:32 Communist
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 2 episode 12 sketch 3
08 Idiot Song 2:59 Idiot
Singer Neil Innes
SingerAnd now, a song for the sensitive
(piano chords intro)
Singer (sings)
How sweet to be an Idiot
As harmless as a cloud
Too small to hide the sun
Almost poking fun
At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd.
How sweet to be an idiot
And dip my brain in joy
Children laughing at my back
With no fear of attack
As much retaliation as a toy
How sweet to be an idiot, how sweet
(piano speeds up)
I tiptoed down the street
Smiled at everyone I meet
But suddenly a scream
Smashes through my dream.
Fee fie foe fum.
I smell the blood of an asylum
(sings in high-pitched voice) Blood of an asylum. But mother, I play so beautifully. Listen. Ha ha.)
Fie fye foe fum
I smell the blood of the asylum
Hey you. You’re such a pennant
You got as much brain as a dead ant
As much imagination as a caravan sign
But I still love you, still love you
Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot
How sweet how sweet how sweet
09 Albatross 1:18 Albatross
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 1 episode 13 sketch 3
10 Colonel :19 Colonel
Colonel Graham Chapman
Man John Cleese
Straight Man Terry Jones
Colonel Stop that! Stop that! It’s filthy. Now off you go; you’re not even a proper woman!
Man It’s not my fault!
Colonel Now what are you doing down there when you should be up here starting a new spoof? Now which one are you, the funny man or the straight man?
Straight Man I’m the straight man.
Colonel Yes, I thought you probably might be. OK, you sit there stage right; you sit there and be straight. Good night..
11 Nudge Nudge 2:49 Nudge
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 1 episode 3 sketch 9
12 Cocktail Bar 4:47 Cocktail
Barfly 1 John Cleese
Barfly 2 Terry Jones
Barfly 3 Michael Palin
Bartender Graham Chapman
Rastus Terry Gilliam
Barfly 1 …all the family into debt, except for her half-sister who is obsessed with Valadium and rigged the market made a cool 40 million paid off the Lord Mayor and put the lot into diesal powered nuns.
Barfly 2 Which is where he went wrong, eh?
Barfly 3 Exactly.
Barfly 1 He hasn’t killed himself yet
Barfly 2 He hasn’t?
Barfly 1 No wait till April the 5th.
Barfly 3 Some sort of tax dodge.
Bartender Good evening sir.
Barfly 1 Evening Tom.
Barfly 2 Evening Harry.
Barfly 3 Evening Maurice.
Bartender Well what is to be sir?
Barfly 1 Hey Mark?
Barfly 2 Oh, one of your specials please Harry
Barfly 1 One specials please son.
Bartender One special coming up.
Barfly 1 Oh, I say, have you seen page eight? Nixon’s had an asshole transplant.
Barfly 2 Ohhh, have you seen the stop press then?
Barfly 1 No.
Barfly 2 The asshole has rejected him.
Bartender Er, Would you like a twist of lemming sir?
Barfly 2 Oh… yes please Harry.
Bartender A bit more sir?
Barfly 2 Just a squeeze.
Bartender There you are sir.
Barfly 1 Alex what will you have?
Barfly 3 Oh ahhh, Mallard Fizz for me please Maurice.
Bartender OK sir, one Mallard Fizz coming up.
Barfly 3 Jolly good.
Barfly 2 Heard about ol’ Colin Barkly?
Barfly 1 Eh?
Barfly 2 Switched the wood preservatives into vinaigre. Sold the bottles right next to…
(voice is drowned out by a loud squawking bird)
Smart fellow’s always gonna do well. Nice bloke, said I
(they continue to talk but their voices are being drowned out by the bird who continues to squawk very loudly making it difficult to hear what they are saying)
Barfly 3 Funny looking chap, you know. Buttocks bent the wrong way. Every time he sat down he fell over. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Don’t make me laugh.
Barfly 1 Well cheers than.
Barfly 3 Cheers sir.
Barfly 1 Ahh for me a Harlem Stinger please Tom.
Bartender OK sir. Rastus!
Rastus Hey boss.
Bartender One Harlem Stinger.
Rastus One Stinger coming right up.
(the sound of someone gargling and the then it sound like Rastus throws up)
All Cheers
Barfly 3 All the best
(sounds like they drink their drinks and then spit them out in a fit of disgust)
Barfly 1 Errr.. how much is that then Tom?
Bartender Ah, 1 pound and 40 p sir.
Barfly 1 Would you care to join us?
Bartender Ohh, no thank you sir
Barfly 1 There you are, keep the change well…
Bartender Thank you sir.
Barfly 1 …good health.
(John drinks his drinks and sounds like he is staggering all over the place and then throws up into a bowl)
Barfly 2 Same again please Harry. Easy on the lemming Harry.
Bartender OK sir. There you are sir. Um same again for you sir?
Barfly 3 Uh, just a small one Maurice.
Bartender OK sir.
Barfly 3 Maurice…?
Bartender Yes sir.
Barfly 3 You havn’t got something a little less, ah, ducky have you?
Bartender What do you mean something without the mallard sir?
Barfly 3 Uh-hum.
Bartender Ah, how about a dog turd and tonic?
Barfly 3 Eugh!!!!!!
13 Travel Agent 5:03 Travel
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 3 episode 5 sketch 6
SIDE TWO
14 Spot the Brain Cell 3:24 Spot
Based on Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 2 episode 7 sketch 9 “Take Your Pick”
Quizmaster John Cleese
Hostess Graham Chapman
Mrs. Scum Terry Jones
Quizmaster Hello, good evening and welcome to the very final edition of your favorite television quiz program ‘Spot the Braincell’. Thirty minutes of cheerful ritual humiliation of the old and greedy. And could we have our first contestant, please!
(Piano chords. Hostess escorts Mrs. Scum onto stage.)
QuizmasterThank you, Jean…Ha ha ha…ha ha ha. Good evening, Madam! And your name is?
Mrs. Scum Yes, Michael.
QuizmasterHa ha ha! Jolly good and what is your name?
Mrs. Scum I go to church regularly.
QuizmasterHa ha ha, I see. And ,uh, which particular prize do you have eyes for this evening?
Mrs. Scum I’d like the blow on the head.
QuizmasterThe blow…on the head!
Mrs. Scum Yes, just there, where it hurts.
QuizmasterJolly good! Well now Madam, your first question for the blow on the head this evening is: Which great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to a physical state and insists there is no point of contact between the extended and the unextended?
Mrs. Scum I don’t know that!
QuizmasterWell, have a guess.
Mrs. Scum Oh… Henri Bergson?
Quizmaster…is the correct answer! (Piano chords)
Mrs. Scum Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him.
QuizmasterHa ha ha!
Mrs. Scum I don’t like darkies.
QuizmasterHa ha ha (maniacal cackle) She doesn’t like darkies. Ha ha ha. Who does? Ha ha ha! Well now, Mrs. Scum, your second question for the blow on the head is: What is the main food eaten by penguins? What is the principal food that penguins eat?
Mrs. Scum Pork luncheon meat.
QuizmasterNo.
Mrs. Scum Spam.
QuizmasterNo, no, no, no. Penguins. Penguins.
Mrs. Scum Horses.
QuizmasterNo.
Mrs. Scum Armchairs.
QuizmasterNo, no. All right, all right, take it easy. Now, I’ll give you a clue. (Does fish impression, opening and closing mouth, puffing up face, etc.)
Mrs. Scum Oh, I know, I know, I know! Brian Clough!
QuizmasterNo, ha ha, no.
Mrs. Scum Brian Johnstone.
QuizmasterNo.
Mrs. Scum Brian Inglis.
QuizmasterNo.
Mrs. Scum Brian Forbes.
QuizmasterNo, ha ha.
Mrs. Scum Nanette Newman.
QuizmasterNo, ha ha (cackles). No, now listen, I’ll give you one more clue, one more clue. What lives in the sea and gets caught in nets?
Mrs. Scum Goats.
QuizmasterNo.
Mrs. Scum Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.
QuizmasterNo, no.
Mrs. Scum A buffalo with an aqualung.
QuizmasterNo.
Mrs. Scum Reginald Maudling.
Quizmaster(Pause) Yes, that’s near enough. I’ll give you that. (Piano) Right, now you have won tonight’s star prize. Do you still want the blow on the head?
Mrs. Scum Oh, yes please, Michael.
Quizmaster(Deliberate Pause) I’m offering you a poke in the eye…
Mrs. Scum No no.
QuizmasterAll right then, a punch in the throat.
Mrs. Scum No.
QuizmasterMy very last offer Mrs Scum: a knee in the temple and a dagger up the clitoris!
(Piano)
(Audience cries of “Take the Money!” etc)
Mrs. Scum That’s very tempting, I’ve never had one up there before! No, I’ll still have the blow on the head.
QuizmasterRight, the blow on the head. Mrs. Scum, you have won tonight’s star prize, the blow on the (cackles) (16 ton weight falls on Mrs. Scum’s) head…
15 Bruces 2:05 Bruces
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 2 episode 9 sketch 2
16 Argument 2:55 Argument
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 3 episode 3 sketch 8
17 Four Yorkshiremen 3:15 4 Yorkshiremen
1st Yorkshireman Michael Palin
2nd Yorkshireman Graham Chapman
3rd Yorkshireman Terry Jones
4th Yorkshireman Eric Idle
(Four well-dressed men are sitting together at a vacation resort. ‘Farewell to Thee’ is played in the background on Hawaiian guitar.
1st Yorkshireman Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.
2nd Yorkshireman Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah?
3rd Yorkshireman You’re right there, Obadiah.
4th Yorkshireman Who’d have thought thirty year ago we’d all be sittin’ here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh?
1st Yorkshireman In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o’ tea.
2nd Yorkshireman A cup o’ cold tea.
4th Yorkshireman Without milk or sugar.
3rd Yorkshireman Or tea.
1st Yorkshireman In a cracked cup, an’ all.
4th Yorkshireman Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
2nd Yorkshireman The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
3rd Yorkshireman But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
1st Yorkshireman Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, “Money doesn’t buy you happiness, son”.
4th Yorkshireman Aye, ‘e was right.
1st Yorkshireman Aye, ‘e was.
4th Yorkshireman I was happier then and I had nothin’. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof.
2nd Yorkshireman House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, ‘alf the floor was missing, and we were all ‘uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
3rd Yorkshireman Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t’ corridor!
1st Yorkshireman Oh, we used to dream of livin’ in a corridor! Would ha’ been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.
4th Yorkshireman Well, when I say ‘house’ it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us.
2nd Yorkshireman We were evicted from our ‘ole in the ground; we ‘ad to go and live in a lake.
3rd Yorkshireman You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t’ shoebox in t’ middle o’ road.
1st Yorkshireman Cardboard box?
3rd Yorkshireman Aye.
1st Yorkshireman You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t’ mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi’ his belt.
2nd Yorkshireman Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o’clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of ‘ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
3rd Yorkshireman Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to ‘ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o’clock at night and lick road clean wit’ tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit’ bread knife.
4th Yorkshireman Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
1st Yorkshireman And you try and tell the young people of today that … they won’t believe you. They won’t!
18 Election Special 6:47 Election
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 2 episode 6 sketch 10
19 Lumberjack Song 2:36 Lumberjack
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 1 episode 9 sketch 5
20 Theme Song 1:01 Theme
“Liberty Bell March” by John Philip Sousa, theme song for Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 1-4
21 Parrot Sketch 5:44 Parrot
From Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 1 episode 8 sketch 5
22 Theme Song 2 1:34 Theme2
“Liberty Bell March” by John Philip Sousa, theme song for Monty Python’s Flying Circus season 1-4